The mind behind all that is Mint Condition, John spends most of his time drawing. The time that is not spent drawing, is used up with watching movies or sleeping. He's very outgoing, yet he hates just about everyone. He's a very complicated individual in that sense. He also is quite smart and while drawing, you can sometimes hear him naming off people who are stupider than him. The list grows each day.

He's been John's best friend ever since the 7th grade. He loves to draw and is usually very private. Though on occasion, he's known to burst out with very funny, very random jokes. Tim has only one weakness: Pretty Women.

The fraternal twin brother to Tim and the unsung hero of Mint Condition. He shows up every now and then to take up space on the couch. When not sitting on the couch, he spends his time wishing he had more lines in the comic.

The very conceited member of the group, he thrives on the admiration of others. In fact he's physically dependent on it. He loves being the center of attention and is actually a huge geek, but you could never tell just by looking at him. His hobbies include: Sex, watching cheesy zombie movies, customizing action figures, wearing leather pants, and sex.

He's the resident crazy asshole of the Mint Condition family, and what I guess you could call the "philosopher" of the group. In the sense that what he thinks what he says has more meaning than it actually does. Though every now and then he does manage to squeeze out a nugget of insight. His idea of the perfect death is to die while wrestling a grizzly bear. Oh, and he works at the local comic book store, "Comix and Stuff." That's really the main reason the other are friends with him.

She's Adam's on-again off-again girlfriend and the only thing keeping Mint Condition from being a complete sausage fest. The reason she's so welcomed by the rest of the group is that she acts just like one of the guys. She reads comic books, plays video games, and when she's not busy club-hopping, she enjoys sleeping.

Jeremy is...well, Jeremy is Jeremy. He's unusually upbeat most of the time, and loves to bowl. He spends his time coming up with and attempting to execute a variety of "get rich quick schemes," an endeavor he classifies as work.

Not much is known about the history of Ultimate Gandhi. All we do know is that he used to fight for freedom and peace in his homeland through non-violent means. Somewhere along the line though he became restless and fed up with how little he was accomplishing so he gave it up and decided to take a more hands on approach. He trained, he got a new outfit, and he grew a goatee. Now he's rough, he's buff, and he's ready to kick some ass. His weapons of choice are two modified M16 machine guns, one of which is named "Hunger Strike" and the other one is named "F.T.B. (Fuck The British)," and armed with these as well as his combat training and his passion for justice, Ultimate Gandhi is ready to take on anything in his very violent fight for freedom and peace.